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Best Short Funny Fathers Day Quotes 2018 to Share This Father’s Day

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018: If your dad has a good sense of humor, then you need to take a look at these funny Father’s Day quotes! Whether you’re looking for something funny to read aloud at a Father’s Day breakfast or some silly sentiments to write in his Father’s Day card, you’re bound to find something that will make him laugh!

Here is the list of Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.”

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

“When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.”

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

“I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother.” Happy Fathers Day 2018

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

“My daughter got me a “World’s Best Dad” mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.”

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

“Even though I’m proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we’re not as close as we appear.”

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

“Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.”

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

“Me and my dad used to play tag. He’d drive.”

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

“We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, ‘He wants his mother.'”

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

“The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children. “

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

Four-year-old: Tell me a scary story!
Me: One time little people popped out of your mom, and they never stopped asking questions.
Four-year-old: Why?

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” Happy Fathers Day 2018

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

“Sometimes I am amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets.”

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.”

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

Best Short Funny Fathers Day quotes 2018

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“Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” – Ray Romano

“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” – Charles Wadsworth

“I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. If I had a choice, I’d rather go to war.” – George W. Bush

“There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.’” – Jim Gaffigan

“I was cesarean born. You can’t really tell, although whenever I leave a house, I go out through a window.” – Steven Wright

Best Funny Dad Quotes Images 2018

Best Funny Dad Quotes Images 2018

“Dad… You were like a father to me.” – Ethan Tremblay (Due Date)

“My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!” – Bill Cosby

“I hate this occasion because I can never find the right card because they’re all too nice. So, I usually end up getting the blank card with the tree on it — draw a little picture of myself hanging there.” – Margaret Smith

“Dad, You’ve done a lot of great things, but you’re a very old man, and old people are useless.” – Homer Simpson

“Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.” – Homer Simpson

Best Funny Dad Quotes Images 2018

Best Funny Dad Quotes Images 2018

“I’m so ugly, my father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“I don’t have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.” – Eugene Mirman

“Men should always change diapers. It’s a very rewarding experience. It’s mentally cleansing. It’s like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids, so you really love the dishes.” – Chris Martin

“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.” – Jon Stewart

“Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.” – Red Button

Best Funny Dad Quotes Images 2018

Best Funny Dad Quotes Images 2018

“As each day passes, you grow older, weaker. I’ve been working out. Revenge is near. Happy Father’s Day.” – Dan Cummins

“Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you reach it faster too.” – Lionel Kauffman

“I’m not loving anybody that I’m not legally required to.” – Red Forman (That 70’s Show)

“People ask what it’s like to have four kids, and I just tell them ‘picture that you’re drowning, then someone hands you a baby.’” – Jim Gaffigan

“A father carries pictures where his money used to be.” – Author Unknown

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